Don’t make Molly mad.

This is the face Molly is going to make if she finds out that you didn’t vote:

I feel disenfranchised, because I don't have opposable thumbs.

Comments (2) to “Don’t make Molly mad.”

  1. Molly doesn’t scare me one bit. Plus, after three seconds she’d probably forget that she needed to attack you and instead want her belly rubbed.

    Is it possible to vote for “None of the Above”?

  2. I don’t think that is possible in Virginia, no. You could, however, make like me and vote for a third party candidate.

    Or, you could write in Molly. (Her platform includes increased naptime, fewer vaccinations, and tuna twice a day.)

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